lameborghini: girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
theymightbeyonce: toopunktofuck: best-of-funny: toopunktofuck: whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do I just want to tell them did you know: jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him u sure u wanna go about the animal...
best-of-funny: toopunktofuck: whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do I just want to tell them did you know: jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom X can u not
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
thatsplicingadventure: pkmn-fusion: I’m excited to announce that a second installment of Pokémon Fusion Generation is now in development! Pokémon Fusion Generation II will be an all new game set a few years after the first Pokémon Fusion Generation. Some features you can expect are: Over 100 new Pokémon Fusions, over 200 total Fusions get evolutionary lines and breeding All Fusions can be...
It commonly occurs in falconry birds reared from hatching by humans; such birds...– was falconry ever on dirty jobs
I was in intensive outpatient therapy as a teenager for a really long time, so I know my counselors from there well enough to have them added on facebook and my former art therapist used to have all these printouts for a thing called “Color A Smile” where you color a picture to send to a terminally ill person and all the pictures were like really goofy and weird and there was one...
tw: abuse trashprincesss: heroceanofviolence: you-do-not-do: hoelita: people seriously think that you can just leave an abusive relationship, like walk out and it’s over let’s talk about how one-third of women murdered every year are by an intimate partner. let’s talk about how a woman leaving her batterer is seventy-five percent more likely to be killed. Lets talk about abuse more...
I think the next time a straight dude tries to hit on me in public I’m going to hold up my hands and say “SEE MY YAOI HANDS I’M NOT A HOT GIRL I’M A BISHOUNEN SORRY” and run away
Socialism: Please remember Socialism is not a free software
Socialism: After the 40 day trial you must download Full Communism
Socialism: by clicking HERE/CLOSE/NEVER ASK ME THIS AGAIN
wait is my hair doing this because I’ve finally reached my scene kid stage I’m almost 21 years old this is bullshit
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
people who bitch about the free cell phone services from safelink and the like do you know what it’s like trying to get and then keep a job when you do not have a cell phone (because you cannot pay for one in the first place)? I can tell you and it’s really really fucking difficult
swaetshrit: my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
tw: pedophila tw: csa tw: rape “pedophilia is just an unfortunate attraction/sexual orientation but as long as they don’t act on it” sorry did you miss that whole power structures of abuse thing that’s a thing and how a desire to molest/rape people is not a fucking sexual orientation
I had a bartman shirt as a kid and I never wore it and now it’s too small for me and it feels like a really wasted opportunity
harrypotter-dramione: theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds” Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
marcovicci: people with extroverted traits can have depression? people with extroverted traits can be writers? people with extroverted traits can enjoy reading? people with extroverted traits do not exist solely for you to slam with your classist (and usually misogynist, and often racist) stereotypes of shrieking california beach bunnies and jock hunks? in fact, people with extroverted traits...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s mike & ike not adam and eve
ok I need to take a shower because I smell like slavoj zizek probably– why you shouldn’t talk to me because I leave conversations like this
nayx: let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree
passion: i cant believe homestuck the hedgehog is fucking dead
my parents have this friend who lived in Manhattan for like 30+ years and once he told me he was in a record shop and Lou Reed came in out of a stretch limo and bought a copy of his own album which is the most lou reed fucking thing I’ve ever heard
Grandpa was moved to critical care but only because his co2 levels were too high...– texts I have to send to my sister