1. malformalady: Snow covered tulips are seen in Churwalden, Switzerland. Cold temperatures hit Switzerland and there were snowfalls even in lower regions. Photo credit: Arno Balzarini/EPA

    malformalady:

    Snow covered tulips are seen in Churwalden, Switzerland. Cold temperatures hit Switzerland and there were snowfalls even in lower regions.

    Photo credit: Arno Balzarini/EPA

  2. teenwhoops:

    i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

  3. fynewnewyork: Hedonismbot Wedding Cake. 

    fynewnewyork:

    Hedonismbot Wedding Cake. 

  4. did-you-kno: Source what are the chances of this working for me

    did-you-kno:

    Source

    what are the chances of this working for me

  5. a rumor about me from my high school:

    “they’ve been absent and then came back looking like that because they got pregnant, got an abortion, mother shaved head as punishment”

    actually I was in the mental hospital and then I got a haircut

    not pregnant just on lithium

  7. cruisecontrolforcool:

    chronic illnesses are like being stuck playing hard mode but you don’t actually know what any of the buttons do and there is a reasonable possibility you are holding the wrong controller altogether

  8. nightlifemingus:

    ‘actually, you CAN be racist to white people,’ says richard dawkins smugly—his default mode of delivery. ‘in fact, why don’t we check the dictionary, shall we, hmm?’ *he rifles through the pages*

    ‘ah, yes, R for “racism,” let’s see… UGWAHH??!??’ [camera zooms in the entry for ‘racism’ in the dictionary: it reads ‘your gay’]

  9. my mom still has a crush on bill clinton

    I can’t do this anymore

  10. Album Art

    New York Dolls - Human Being


    Well, if you don’t like it,
    Well go ‘head now, find yourself a saint,
    Go ‘head now try to find a boy who’s gonna be what I ain’t
    Now what you need is a plastic doll with a fresh coat of paint
    Who’s gonna sit through the madness
    And always act so quaint

    Title
    Human Being
    Artist
    New York Dolls
    Album
    Too Much Too Soon

  12. ruraljackdaw:

    psilentasincjelli:

    ruraljackdaw:

    voyagesofabookworm:

    thatwhoviansynesthete:

    wearejohnlocked:

    hungarian:

    do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

    image

    how do you hashtag ??????

    hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

    wait

    what… what do American keyboards look like then?

    oh

  13. teenally:

    richwhitelesbian:

    i hope yahoo deletes every blog that follows me

    AND I HOPE THE JUNKYARD A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE SOMEDAY BURNS DOWN